bon voyage.

10.01.-10.04.
Destination: Las Vegas, Nevada. Vision Expo 2009. 

Let's prevail this city. But of course, life does not like to coincide with me, I turn 21 the following week. On a brighter note, all expense paid at only the most fabulous Wynn Hotel could turn things around.

football revision.

'09-'10 NFL season kicked off tonight in Pittsburgh, PA. This should be a real interesting year since I will be doing Fantasy Football for the first time. Good luck to all teams out there. Cheers to a fantastic year! 

Seriously, Troy Polamalu is a beast. Chris Johnson's knee is fail. Hines Ward stopped smiling. Til NFL Sunday!

Final: Titans 10 Steelers 13

it could be that beautiful, supernova.

"And I feel like taking off
Let me be your supernova
Before you make the biggest mistake of your life
Just give me the chance to get it right, get it right."

-As grown as you may be, you're never that much wiser than the person neighboring you if you can't make your own choices. Choose your own cup of tea. Not what he-said-she-said.

-'Stalking the "new girl's" (or ANY girl's for that matter) MySpace/Facebook/Twitter/etc. is NEVER a good idea. If she's ugly, remember he's still with her and NOT u. And if she's pretty, remember she still ain't you. And no matter how happy they may seem, they still don't hold a candle to what u guys had.' -Abi.

-'Expect the best, be prepared for the worst, fuck what others think, & do your own thing.'

-Let the truth surface. No need to be polite, let's keep it real.

Life gives you plenty of opportunities, take them all. What have you got to lose? Excuses are just EXCUSES. Don't be a coward.

Last quarter of the year, season of love, holidays, beautiful weather, beautiful people in layers, cold slaps of wind in your face, egg nog, apple cider, Christmas trees, snow, bliss, like I said, season of LOVE.

[Outfit details: MickeyMouse crew, F21. Boots, CR. Denim Shorts, PRPS. Nails, OPI. Rings, Vintage.]

-X

Set phasers to Fag Pants: Pew Pew

First off, I’m not X, I’m a guest blogger that was asked to update this and sorry if this steers away from the other beautiful posts =).  I think someone was lazy….jk.

Back to business…..Fag Pants.  Settle down now, I know what you are thinking, “What the hell are fag pants?” “What’s your angle Kevlar??”   Well my friends, grab your self a cold one, buckle up, and get ready to be slightly offended.  The seatbelt is for my safety, not yours.

So my motives for making this blog are to inform you guys about the dangers of fag pants, or more commonly known as Capri pants.  What are Capri pants?  Capri pants are a result of a regretful drunken night where Mr. Shorts got a little too close to Ms. Pants’ inseam.  For you slower people out there that didn’t get it, Capri pants are pants that are ¾ the length of normal pants.

Capri pants are used in modern society to enhance the gayness for guys.  Oh crap, that was kinda rude, let me be more sensitive, It makes you more faggy.  So guys, save your self the embarrassment and cover up those pasty legs of yours. 

“Kevlar, you are so harsh, it’s not that bad!”  You know what, you are right, they aren’t that bad……on girls…..and even then it’s just kinda cool.  You may also say, “Dude, the Hulk wears Capri’s and he would totally kick your ass!”  Correct you are, but he ended up with Capri’s after he exploded in manly rage, and if you didn’t just bust out in manly rage like the hulk you shouldn’t be wearing Capri’s. 

So in conclusion, if you think either Capri’s are short pants, or long shorts…..I still think you are gay for wearing them….unless of course you are the hulk.  Not to be confused with this one, although very incredible:

Thats my rant for today.

-Kev_Lar