First off, I’m not X, I’m a guest blogger that was asked to update this and sorry if this steers away from the other beautiful posts =). I think someone was lazy….jk.
Back to business…..Fag Pants. Settle down now, I know what you are thinking, “What the hell are fag pants?” “What’s your angle Kevlar??” Well my friends, grab your self a cold one, buckle up, and get ready to be slightly offended. The seatbelt is for my safety, not yours.
So my motives for making this blog are to inform you guys about the dangers of fag pants, or more commonly known as Capri pants. What are Capri pants? Capri pants are a result of a regretful drunken night where Mr. Shorts got a little too close to Ms. Pants’ inseam. For you slower people out there that didn’t get it, Capri pants are pants that are ¾ the length of normal pants.
Capri pants are used in modern society to enhance the gayness for guys. Oh crap, that was kinda rude, let me be more sensitive, It makes you more faggy. So guys, save your self the embarrassment and cover up those pasty legs of yours.
“Kevlar, you are so harsh, it’s not that bad!” You know what, you are right, they aren’t that bad……on girls…..and even then it’s just kinda cool. You may also say, “Dude, the Hulk wears Capri’s and he would totally kick your ass!” Correct you are, but he ended up with Capri’s after he exploded in manly rage, and if you didn’t just bust out in manly rage like the hulk you shouldn’t be wearing Capri’s.
So in conclusion, if you think either Capri’s are short pants, or long shorts…..I still think you are gay for wearing them….unless of course you are the hulk. Not to be confused with this one, although very incredible:
Thats my rant for today.
-Kev_Lar
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